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$ZOOMER – Made for people who drink iced coffee at 10 PM, overshare on their Stories, and reply "ok boomer" to every bill they get. With $ZOOMER, you probably won't get rich – but you'll definitely have memes for the group chat. It's the only "investment" that gives you instant dopamine hits, just like doomscrolling TikTok at 3 AM.

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Zoomers: coffee, chaos & content Born to swipe — never to sleep Pro meme curator & vibe collector No cap, just vibes Living on TikTok time Will trade sleep for scroll Filters on, worries off Flexing with pastel aesthetics Memes > Money (opinions vary) Buy $ZOOMER, join the vibe To the Moon — and back for snacks Catch flights, not feelings Zoomers: coffee, chaos & content Born to swipe — never to sleep Pro meme curator & vibe collector No cap, just vibes Living on TikTok time Will trade sleep for scroll Filters on, worries off Flexing with pastel aesthetics Memes > Money (opinions vary) Buy $ZOOMER, join the vibe To the Moon — and back for snacks Catch flights, not feelings

"Zoomers don't nap… they vape, scroll, and chat until 3 AM."

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